A storm is brewing in Placencia, and it’s not just the tropical weather! Local realtor David Kafka has found himself at the center of a raging controversy over a prime piece of real estate at Placencia Point. Accused of underhanded dealings to help sell a beloved public space, Kafka is now in the hot seat, but he insists he’s done nothing wrong.
In an explosive interview, Kafka didn’t hold back. He admitted he knew the sale would stir up trouble, saying, “Oh, I saw this coming from a mile away. The property was under contract before, and it was a hot mess. The moment a surveyor shows up, everyone starts losing their minds.” The property in question? A gorgeous spot that’s been in the Romero family since 1919, a perfect place for festivals and a favorite swimming area for locals and tourists alike. And now, it’s fenced off and in private hands.
The finger-pointing continued as Kafka pushed back against claims that he orchestrated the land grab. “I didn’t do any of that stuff,” he shot back. “That was all the homeowner’s doing, not mine. The homeowner and her lawyer handled everything. They went by the book, based on the original title, which I have right here. I’m just the guy who brokered the deal! I didn’t apply for the accretion, I didn’t touch the lease, nothing. They did it all after digging up documents at the Lands Department.”
But try telling that to the angry locals! The moment property markers went down, Facebook lit up with furious posts from residents who felt betrayed. Kafka, however, isn’t losing any sleep over the online outrage. “It’s the same people who have nothing better to do than complain,” he said dismissively. “They even pulled up the property pins just days after we put them down. I had pictures, and the next thing you know, they’re gone! I knew this was going to blow up because of where the land is. It’s prime real estate, sure, but it’s also a big deal for the community—for Lobster Fest, Art Fest, and just hanging out by the water. But what can I do? This is above my pay grade!”
Locals are fuming over what they see as a land grab that’s torn a cherished public space away from the community. The property has been more than just land; it’s been a gathering spot, a festival site, a swimming haven. Now, with fences going up and access denied, the public feels robbed.
Kafka stands his ground, claiming the new owner was well within her rights to apply for accretion and put up a fence. But this is more than a matter of legal rights—this is about a community fighting for its soul, its identity, and its right to public spaces.
As this drama unfolds, one thing is clear: this isn’t just a simple real estate transaction—it’s a battle for the heart of Placencia. On one side, you’ve got a foreign buyer and a realtor who sees nothing but dollar signs. On the other, a tight-knit community determined to protect what’s theirs. Stay tuned folks, not all might be lost, there appears to be a glimmer of hope…